Elbie at Trig dot Net

Fri, 16 Mar 2001


Once upon a time, there was a little boy who keep reading over someone else's shoulder while they were surfing the web. Well the other person found that very annoying and kept asking repeatedly for the little boy to stop doing that, to go away, for the love of god to please stop sticking that thing in your ear, and so on. Eventually the other person got so fed up, that she broke into the little boy's computer and downloaded kiddie-porn onto it. Almost immediately, federal agents stormed the room, and arrested the little boy on the spot. After a lengthy legal battle, the little boy's case was conveniently lost in the system, and he languished in jail until he was killed in a mess hall fight.

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy who went to a meeting. The meeting was long and boring, so the little boy pulled out his hand-held organizer and started taking notes about other tasks he was working on. As time dragged on, the little boy finished most of his other work, and moved on to getting caught up on the news he downloaded when he last hooked his organizer up to his computer. Much later still, he ran out of things to read, and started to play solitaire. Even later yet, the batteries of the organizer finally gave out. As a result, he was forced to listen to the meeting and he died of boredom.

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was always being bullied by cows. He was an artistic sort and instead of taking out his aggression violent ways, he would instead create award winning cookbooks with beef-centric recipes. Soon, however, P.E.T.A. noticed and had him arrested for making threats against ruminants. He was sentenced to take part in the running of the bulls in Pamplona, where he was tripped by a suspicious looking tourist chewing her cud. The boy was trampled to death, dying instantaneously.

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy who went to a meeting. The meeting was long and boring, so the little boy pulled out his hand-held organizer and started taking notes about other tasks he was working on. As time dragged on, the little boy finished most of his other work, and moved on to getting caught up on the news he downloaded when he last hooked his organizer up to his computer. Much later still, he ran out of things to read, and started to play solitaire. Even later yet, the batteries of the organizer finally died.

The End

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