Elbie at Trig dot Net

Fri, 30 Mar 2001

Once upon a time, there was a little buddhist who died. But that was okay. He came back in another form. At that time, his karma wasn't so great, so he came back as a monkey. This was okay, until he got hit by a tranquilizer dart, and was taken back to civilization and used in TV commercials for antacids. After the company went out of business, the monkey was let go, and he took to the bottle pretty hard until he died of liver failure. He was then reincarnated as a cow, and immediately killed and sold as veal. After coming back and living a fruitless live as a may fly, dying of old age after a day, he was reincarneted as Pamela Lee Anderson's career.

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