Once upon a time, there was a little cake. Not just any cake. This cake was a cake. It lived a happy life, in so far as a cake can actually have a life. Most of its days was spent relaxing, and lounging around. On warm, sunny days, it would sit around enjoying the weather, and just bake.
One day, there was a lot of obnoxious people outside. They didn't mean to be obnoxious, they were just hungry, as they didn't even have bread to eat. When they saw all the delicious sugary things inside, well that was just the icing on the cake.
The angry people burst in, grabbed the lady of the house and executed her and in the process, they forgot to close the fridge door where the cake lived, and it spoiled to death.